Investments‏ *TOO FUNNY*

If you purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you

would have $49 left.



With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.

With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.



But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all

of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,

you would have $214 cash.



Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink

heavily and recycle.