Investments‏ *TOO FUNNY*

If you purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you

would have $49 left.



With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.

With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.



But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all

of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,

you would have $214 cash.



Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink

heavily and recycle.

Isn't this something to think about!‏

If Barack Obama would apply for a job with the FBI or with the SecretService, he would be disqualified because of his past association withWilliam Ayers, a known terrorist. For this same reason, he would bedisqualified from joining the military. If he is elected President he would not qualify to be his own bodyguard!